First, the big fat elephant gets a big kick over the edge. Bye, bye Dumbo! Next, the donkey gets a big fat drop kick over the edge. Bye, bye Eeyore! And then, since they will need the company, a roundhouse to the Robot Romney action figure... CLANK!!! Damn, broke my toe on his stupid metal head. And finally, a running straight kick up the crotch of the old and tattered Gingrich Doll. Oh, sorry, is that your fluffy stuffing that just exploded all over? Aw, too bad, snow in June.
First, the big fat elephant gets a big kick over the edge. Bye, bye Dumbo! Next, the donkey gets a big fat drop kick over the edge. Bye, bye Eeyore! And then, since they will need the company, a roundhouse to the Robot Romney action figure... CLANK!!! Damn, broke my toe on his stupid metal head. And finally, a running straight kick up the crotch of the old and tattered Gingrich Doll. Oh, sorry, is that your fluffy stuffing that just exploded all over? Aw, too bad, snow in June.
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